Tuesday again. That means we watched the Bachelor last night. Bones and Izzy and Jordan and Lauren came over, complete with box of wine. We had some fantastic laughs as we watched all these fools head to South Korea. We laughed at the fact that now Juan Pablo's on a level playing field because nobody speaks Korean (is that the name of the language they speak? wow am I so ignorant right now?)
Lots of weird food was happening, and they did a lot of really weird shit for dates.
One of the dates was that they had to learn a dance and go on stage and dance with this super famous pop group from South Korea. It was so funny because Nikki (KC Girl) WAS NOT HAVIN IT. Lolololol and she was being so honest in her interviews like "I hate this. I wish I could throw a fit." So funny that she was so straight up. Also Kat was trying to be all sexy the entire time and steal the spotlight and show off her dance moves. Stop. You're done. Nikki got dressed in like the worst outfit. It was hilarious.
A bunch of them went to put their feet in this pool and have fish eat the dead skin off....EW EW EW EW EW EW. Hated that. Also Clare was a psycho this week. She went up to Juan Pablo and was like "OHHH MY GODDD I HOPE WERE NOT GOING TO EAT ANYTHING WEIRD!" And then made a huge dramatic deal about how she didn't want to try octopus (which really isn't even that exotic. you can get that in America) It was obnoxious. She kept squealing. That's the best word I can use for it. Hate her. Her teeth are one piece.
Juan Pablo decided on one of his group dates that he wasn't going to kiss anyone. ...K. He wanted to be a "good role model" for his daughter. I don't get that. You already said you weren't going to let her watch this show. Also how does randomly selecting 3 girls not to kiss make you a good role model? You've already made out with like half of them. Also he broke his promise and kissed Clare. ew. Also he looks like hes the worst kisser of all time. Also he denied the piano bike girl and it was one of the most awkward things I've ever seen.
Also KELLY THE DOG LOVER MAKES HER DEBUT AS HILARIOUS POT STIRRER. She was so funny last night. She was trying to start shit between the girls simply for her own entertainment. Loved it. New favorite asshole.
He had a really cute exchange with Andi. I really like her. Also think she looks exactly like Maddie Terry.
Elise wouldn't stop touching her own hair. Hated it. Glad she's gone.
That's really all I remember. These girls are mostly batshit crazy, and if you ask me Juan Pablo has literally no idea what's going on. Can't wait to see what kind of crap unfolds next week.
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