You guys, Darby.

We're adding one more contributor to the blogskidoodle. Her name is Darby Evans! Darbs is fresh off the boat from Barcelona (okay fine, she's lived her entire life in Kansas City...she was studying abroad. I wanted you to think she was legit Spanish. She's not, but pretend). She's as cultured, elegant, and beautiful as the Spanish, though. We assume. We know no Spaniards.

Darby still has a full year left in the promised land. She's about to be a Senior at The University of Kansas (see also: Gods and Goddesses, Invincible, Funnest year ever.)

She's getting a degree in Journalism like Klew but also a degree in English like Hoven- like Miley said a long, long time ago, she gets the best of both worlds. (Klew acknowledges and appreciates Hoven only positively referring to Miley while referencing her old body of work.)

We've added Darby to da blog because well, she's brilliant. She had her own blog to document her travels and experiences abroad, and it left me and Hoven in stitches every time we read it. She's going to make you laugh, you guys. She's going to make you laugh A LOT. This is like a reverse Cinderella where we are adoring older stepsisters who realize Darberella is already much cooler than we are. She tolerates us.

There's also a teeeeeeeeeny little bit of Hoven and I that realize if left to our own devices, this thing could turn into One Direction/Mindy Kaling/Jimmy Fallon/Cinderella fan fiction REAL QUICK-LIKE. And like, yeah that's what we're about, but it's also not completely what we're about. You feel us? 

So yeah. Darby. Read about her in the Darby page above. Use deductive reasoning to understand that she has written all of the posts that have the "Darby" signature at the bottom. We're pretty stoked about this, and you should be too.

We probably could have had her write this herself. We're just too excited.